Wednesday, 15 July 2015

The Hermaphrodites - Episode 3



It began with a woman called Loraine Quist, a Fanti, born at Cape Coast. She attended School in Achimota and later, had her B.Sc. in Economics at Legon. As you will already have guessed, there was something unusual about this woman. Our records described her as thick set, five feet tall and rather good looking. She was however, what you would call the female equivalent of a misogynist. She hated men. Her friends do not remember any time when she had had anything to do with a man. In fact, we have it in our records that she beat up one or two boys who attempted playing around with her while she was in school. Such people often tend to get attracted to their own sex – Loraine Quist was not. She just had no sense of sex about her.” The S.B. man began to drum softly on his desk. He could see he was making his audience intrigued.
“Had she any sexual irregularities?”
“Now Doctor Mensah-Sarbah,” said the big man, “our men investigated all that. No hair on her like a man or something like that. She had everything that makes a woman—and perhaps just a little bit too much.”
                Drumming, drumming and a few minutes’ silence. “She came out of the university to join the sisters of the Holy Orders. Got stationed in her home town. Not long after she had become a sister, her friends suddenly noticed that she was expecting a baby. Remember she never liked men. That was why she took the sisterhood. Anyhow, she expected a baby. About this time she inherited some money from an uncle, a timber merchant. Then, nobody knew how, she disappeared from Cape Coast—pregnancy and all. It was thought that she had committed suicide. Now we know she went to Bongo, the town I showed you on the map. We know because she kept a diary all the time she was there. Here it is.” The Big man raised high the leather-bound book. “It is not the original one but a word for word copy of the original by one of our agents. Well, she changed her name to Hawa and with the help of the money she had acquired, she was able to set up a place for herself in Bongo. Not long after, she gave birth to a baby girl. Annabelle she called her.” The S.B. lit another cigarette and blew a small and a big ring  and  wiped a bead of sweat from his large face. “She sent Annabelle to the Primary school in Bongo not long after the child’s first birthday. About nine months later, she made the following entry into her diary.” The Big man began to read: “How does Annabelle learn things so fast? She’s taken six months to learn what took me years to learn. How does she manage?” “She did not answer her own question. She died when Annabelle was already a full grown woman and seven years old! In her ninth year, Annabelle too had her first child. No male was involved. Two years after the first, she had another hermaphrodite and kept on reproducing more until she was too old. She died at twenty-five leaving behind a train of children and grand children! Today, these and their children form a secret society called the Hawa Sisters. They all live in some sort of convent in Bongo. You have never heard of anything about them because they are careful. They have their own school, a hospital, shop and all they need. They don’t allow anyone into their convent. None except the agent we managed to get into their camp. She is the only link between them and the outside world. Occasionally, some of them, like Miss Susanna Hawa, come out to learn things they cannot learn in their camp and also to earn some money. There are five of them who are not in the convent at the present for this reason, and it was these who led us to the whole gang because of their very close resemblance to each other and because of an accident one of them had a year ago. After every year, those who have come out of the convent go back to reproduce their share of the hermaphrodites. They are very well organized indeed by their present leader. They called her Queen Diana.”

                The Big man paused for a few  minutes. “So you see,” he continued, “they realize they are not like ordinary humans and so try to keep together and live wholly for themselves. Until now, my department had feared the contrary—that they would break up and spread all over the world. Because of this we have always had the camp watched day and night and the movement of those outside the convent traced every second. For, as you can see they have certain peculiarities which tend to make one feel uneasy. First, they reproduce without mating. Secondly, they are very intelligent. Experiments with them have shown that they are more than five times more intelligent than the normal being. Then thirdly, they live very short lives and die.”

                “Reports have shown that our fear of these women has not been groundless. The hermaphrodites have started doing some research on their own. They are fed up with having to hide themselves all the time so they want to find a means of changing all women in the world into hermaphrodites! Remember their high mental powers would all the real women, who would be changed into hermaphrodites. Hermaphrodism does not allow old age. Then all that would remain would be these fast-living creatures. I wonder what sort of life there would be then.”
“The government, therefore, wants you to find a way of stopping the hermaphrodites from displacing us. I would just have bombed these lousy bitches but the government does not want any mess. All you are to do is to find a way of stopping them from reproducing any further. Then their short lives would kill them off. My department would see to it that all of them receive the treatment you would device.” The Big man drew a long breath on his Tusker. He said:
                “Is there any question? Is there anyone who does not agree with the government’s decision?” there was none.
                “Good. In an hour’s time you will all leave by plane for Bongo. From then, it will be a fight of sexes!”
THE END.                                            
                                                                                KWAME ADOGBODA

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